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Today I felt like discussing an important topic. Friends
Here are the categories most people separate their friends into:
Some parts taken from another website, but I thought it fit quite well in with a description of my life. I just added a little twist of my own
Tier 1: these are your "close" friends. People you can be your asshole self around and not feel awkward. You can not talk to them for 6 months but once you see them again you just pick up where you left and neither of you are pissed at each other. the catch is that you always have to buy them real gifts and know their birthdays. If you don't, you might as well get new friends because the bitching and sulking won't be worth it.
Tier 2: Co-workers. You see them every day and you don't really give a shit what they think. When I first dyed my hair it was orange until it turned blonde and its always fun to watch people hyperventilate about it. Thats when I tell them im a blonde goth and hold up satans bible. Half of them like you, half of them don't. And its certain that someone is certainly talking shit on you at any given time. cheers to that
Tier 3: These are your back-up friends. They're people you either went to school with or worked with, and every once in a while when you're desperate you'll hang out with them. You don't really have the best chemistry and sometimes you end up flipping out at each other and it's not worth it. Best to avoid, but if you have no choice, call them up. If theyre female and you get too nervous tell them that you are from the clinic and their test results are in and that theyre pregnant
THATS ENOUGH FOR TODAY
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